callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

thank you director fury

gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

solar-citrus:

I get stressed out and worried over things very, very easily - but my boyfriend always brings me back down to earth by reminding me that things aren’t always as bad as they may seem in my head.  ( / w \ )  It’ll be alright!!

condescetier:

my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes

“hey dad, whats up?”
“Up is a directional vector with no force”

thefrogman:

Joseph Faill [tumblr | twitter]

callmeunwritten:

This is absolutely incredible and no one can tell me otherwise. 

lunchtrae:

how i brush my teeth

this is how all horse shoot gun

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more