Somersault kisses take off in China.

Writing my essay last minute, don’t know if I’ll finish it on time
Good to know that Satan is on my side though…Always here to support xx
whenever i need to cheer up i remember all of the ways leonardo dicaprio attempts to hide from the paparazzi
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
Drunk Sherlock
IS HE
FUCKING
SNAPPING
HIS FINGERS?????
snap snap snap snap
snap
snap
snap
snap snap snap snap
Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong



