iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

ponehanon:

“Muh dick was this big, but his was this small!”

Happy Birthday zajice

ask-thunderblast:

wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!

There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

theminttu:

Things I thought about on the bus today

savoureachsensationx:

7-second-star-to-the-right-7:

this is how you feel after finals and your waiting on your grades to come out

so accurate

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

tom-mess:

Murder is my game, Murder in my veins

initiala:

forsciencejohn:

reichenballs:

Doctor Who Series 7

 #YOU ARE STILL A COSMIC NINE YEAR OLD AND AMY IS STILL PUTTING UP WITH YOUR S***

i love amy in the background like

doctor what are you doing

it’s not like a dinosaur in your picturebooks

it can actually eat you so we need to run now okay

I feel like this part of the episode was written by the Doctor. In crayon.