seducemymindyouidiot:

Bitchy Sherlock is my favorite Sherlock.

fantasticarepickles:

I know it’s wrong…but all I hear is stewie when I read this

burningrosesxoxo:

Only fangirls know this

officialkrudd:

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Canada’s time to shine has come

the aliens just leave australia alone they don’t even try

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

mikimaka-chan:

its-w0nderland:

wexdarn:

datahmedz:

baconmane:

kristinlydia:

laughingstation:

 

i think i just crapped myself.

i think we’re forgetting my personal favorite.

Oh God not this thing again!

My personal favourite…

I can’t

awesome

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

this one does

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie