radicalace:

janecrocker:

homestuck things that will never get old #9508

penisparker:

notdaredevil:

penisparker:

i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit

you can’t get a doctorate in art

i don’t give a shit

yungterra:

fukkkres:

greendarts:

This is worth a minute of your time

a tru american classic

GIT DA WATA NIGGA

wildgothorita:

dadbragon replied to your post:why is it called dark souls 2 is the dark soul…

There’s two of them

my tablet isnt working ill make a better version of this image later

dalf:

Internet copypasta about england read aloud by an englishman.

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it
>Decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
>YOU WOT M8?
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG 
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can’t avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point

castielcampbell:

whiskers-come-from-within:

danisnotonphilsmum:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

real lines. no joke.

Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar

no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha

fun fact: That was not the line Jared was supposed to deliver. The unnecessary “the” wasn’t in the script, he added it. And they liked it so much, they kept it.

immortalhdildo:

me when i win an argument with my parents