if you ask me out i’ll say yes so fast i’ll break the sound barrier
i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg
i thought this was one of those things hipsters post or whatever but it’S A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THING HOLY FUCK
it geTS FUNNIER AS THE SONG GOES OMG
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Gerard Wenguin
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
proper procedure





