I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
BEST TO WORST BOOTY IN THE ZODIAC
Aquarius
Virgo
Sagittarius
Taurus
Scorpio
Gemini
Capricorn
Cancer
Pisces
Aries
Libra
Leo
((SO ACCURATE IT HURTS))
//This. ^
//DOUBLE THIS FOR THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!
Ah writing. Such a healthy mental exercise…
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
Hades knows
Hades knows everything
Hades is the real love expert
That’s good, now will he help Nico with his love life?




