RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam
rotzloeffel:
“ every goddamn time
”
AW FUCK

rotzloeffel:

every goddamn time

AW FUCK

jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

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bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

collegehumor:
“ All the bikes were taken at the gym
”

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

iamaneggplant:

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One of the BEST YouTube comments

“ Being followed by this guy in Alaska
”

Being followed by this guy in Alaska

violetlotuss:
“davesenpai:
“ buggy-heichou:
“ drugsandloveandshit:
“ havexheart:
“ No matter what combination, these are all gold.
”
You Insecure crotch balloon
”
You tone deaf dick biscuit
”
You drug-loving rectum canoe!
”
Creepy crotch waffle.
”

violetlotuss:

davesenpai:

buggy-heichou:

drugsandloveandshit:

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

 You Insecure crotch balloon

You tone deaf dick biscuit

You drug-loving rectum canoe!

Creepy crotch waffle.