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tiqhtly:
kldzbop:
hey what do horses eat read the first letter
horses eat h?????
fuck

Life explained through Tangled

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

demigodofmypants:
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely worded love letters.
#So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

wickedlyozome:

bjorgmans:
# no okay but look, at first her dad says #conceal IT #don’t feel IT #but then it just becomes #conceal #don’t feel #don’t feel ANYTHING #like she has to be stifled #because her powers are really part of her #and in order to conceal them #she has to conceal everything #i am sO SAD ABOUT THIS
Oh freaking

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:
hip-hip-poohray:
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

amanderegg:
rawtranquility:
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense

vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:
when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys
I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:
jooliboo:
there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless
I don’t know which face is more accurate

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: *plays music*