skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

dammitcumberbatch:

magnusbane:

magnusbane:

magnusbane:

magnusbane:

OMG GUYS I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS AND THE I AM ALWAYS ORDERING FROM THE SAME GUY AND WE FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES AND NOW HE WROTE HIS NUMBER ON MY CUP IS THIS FANFICTION????

I AM STILL SHAKING HE IS REALLY CUTE OMG OMG

I TEXTED HIM OMG

WE HAVE DATE GUYS I REPEAT, WE HAVE DATE

THIS SHIP IS SAILING AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

bullied:

mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”

me:  

damnitarmin:

I MEAN

HOW

CAN

YOU

NOT

THINK

THESE

PLACES

ARE

HELLA

COOL

DON’T

PRETEND

THAT

YOU

DON’T

WANT

TO

GO TO

AT LEAST

ONE

OF

THESE

PLACES

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

alecstasy:

i like taking really hot showers because it reminds me of home (hell)

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes