RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

smaugs-gaydar:

You want some ice for that burn Lucifer?
Oh wait you already live in hell

temoreus:

rampant-noodle:
with-the-dawn:
lolathelost:
Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
This blew my mind
holy fucking shit
She was hiding in the attic at the same time he was being discriminated against…

belatedmedia:

The first movie really did have a great script.

corneliapornelia:

New footage of BC doing the voice and motion capture for Smaug (X)

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:
*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*
this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

h0llo:

slashleen:
Cannot stop laughing
My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

mrshezza:

claraboobearbum:
mrshezza:
so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”
Did no one notice swag plank?
dont you dare insult william he is a great young man