wanderingfreewishicouldbe:

Like in second grade I wrote this letter to the president and I have not changed

tf2gifs:

2cool For 2fort

hannecke:

I see this mistake EVERYWHERE and it drives me BONKERS. If you’re drawing something really graphic, this rule does not apply. But if the body is anatomically realistic, the hand shouldn’t be a roll of sausages.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

percy-wateryoudoing:

sassrules:

tjtmaria:

Tumblr traffic light

Friendly reminder to have breaks when tumbling

be safe kids

I literally waited for it to turn before reblogging.

You follow the traffic or you get a ticket mutherfucker

keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco:

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

THEY MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. IT SHOULDVE BEEN

beef mine

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

danielx9:

ochrelock:

schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel:

Never can go to the bathroom in peace. I let him have a soak in the tub and 4 mins later this happened, FML

#is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me 

The third answer to the question “Boxer or briefs?”

zabblepants:

How can you see into my eyes like open doors

rikurantaharju:

octopluss:

shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY

gr0sse:

gr0sse:

when u find old accounts from your early internet days

but when u find ur friends old accounts