dorites:

pixelboys:

“Donkey Shlong” condom

i can finally expand dong safely

didntgetmynameright:

SO I WAS WATCHING SHERLOCK TODAY AND WHEN THE CREDITS CAME UP I NOTICED SOMETHING ODD. THERE WERE SEEMINGLY RANDOM RED LETTERS AMONG THE NORMAL WHITE TEXT. IF YOU PUT ALL THE RED LETTERS TOGETHER IT SPELLS A NAME: ISADORA PERSANO. APPARENTLY THIS WAS THE NAME OF A WELL-KNOWN JOURNALIST AND DUELLIST FEATURED IN ONE OF ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE’S CASES CALLED “THE PROBLEM OF THOR BRIDGE.” ISADORA “WAS FOUND STARK STARING MAD WITH A MATCH BOX IN FRONT OF HIM WHICH CONTAINED A REMARKABLE WORM SAID TO BE UNKNOWN TO SCIENCE.”

zachafalse:

i cant stop laughing

twily-daily:

Nervous purple horse valentine for all your nervous purple horse valentine needs

stabdaddroog:

actualjonjafari:

ponponallthewei:

Eat your peas.

(x)

I JU SWANNA T UCH YA BIG BLACK CAWWWKK

I still can’t get over this soundclip.

illseeyou-rosetyler:

the doctor ain’t havin none of your violence shit

valeria2067:

mu5icliz:

“So, the balance of probability is …?”

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..

LETS BECOME DIABETES

incineraptor:

qthorn:

gingerhaze:

starkexpos:

destronomics:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Posters

I said GODDAMN

someone switch black widow and nick fury’s poses for me

my magnum opus

jeff i’m so proud of you right now