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tommyoliverblogs:
“This face amuses me.
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tommyoliverblogs:

This face amuses me.

elemeno-pee:

theresstillbeauty:

just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you

New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally

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nagitok:
“ “what did this man do, officer?”
“he just… he just did everything” ”

nagitok:

“what did this man do, officer?”

“he just… he just did everything

supermerwholocked:
“ itsjustmemyselfandtime94:
“ bunsterjonez:
“ davids-high-kick:
“ He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as...

supermerwholocked:

itsjustmemyselfandtime94:

bunsterjonez:

davids-high-kick:

He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

He usually travels with his Captain Jack costume wherever he films because that way he can visit hospitals in the area in costume. He says it makes the kids happy and he gets to practice his improv skills at the same time.

Johnny Depp everybody

This man seriously. He is so perfect

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

uglymod:

ponymon-anarchy:

and thus justin bieber was born

god FUCKING DAMNIT

egberts:
“ mabeltron3000:
“ oomshi:
“ me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
”
Jesus Christ what is happening
”
we’re going to mcdonalds
”

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

t2ash:

These kids know whats up

also that says “*we got a real problem on our hands” the first line of the w wasnt drawn dark enough whoOPS

tommyoliverblogs:
“9gag:
“Why I don’t grow a beard
”
Never has a graphic more accurately articulated my daily struggle
”

tommyoliverblogs:

9gag:

Why I don’t grow a beard

Never has a graphic more accurately articulated my daily struggle

havexheart:
“ cory-doctorow:
“ did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun
”
But look how stoked the dog is
”

havexheart:

cory-doctorow:

did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun

But look how stoked the dog is