naturepunk:

My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this.

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

“im your state senator”
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.

soulless-heaven:

weird-cupcake:

When they change character’s personality in a fanfiction

YES YES YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT.

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

• Cold but dry weather 
• Everything is pretty colours
• Pumpkin pie
• Pumpkin coffee
• Everything being made to look spooky
• Horror movies on TV all the time
• Halloween
• Jumper weather
• Dressing up as scary things
• Hot drinks
• Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

cepheid-variable-star:

giraffepoliceforce:

I’m just baffled that there are people out there who hate asexuals.

They are literally doing nothing.

They are literally doing no one.

“What you’re not doing is an abomination”
“Uh….”