keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah
You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?
yea
MATT. I FOUND THE NEW ULTIMATE DRINK.
Tommy has spoken!
ALL HAIL THE NEW ULTIMATE DRINK!!!!That’s fucking beautiful
valentines day is coming up soon so you better come clean about your love for me
dont all confess your love at once
someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
I’m fucking done
And what’s the answer to #17?
PIE
Has anyone ever made the joke of Pokeballs being like testicles? That’s pretty clever if I say so myself.
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