hijabiswag:

karkats-left-eyeball:

videoweed:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

should i post this all over my school because damn

its not even “female body parts”

its leg

leg is body part

boy have leg

girl have leg

animal have leg

fish dont have leg

but its okay

because axolotl have leg

is axolotl leg over sexualised

can axolotl not wear shorts

i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

the last comment

leighdanielavidan:

officialangryvideogamenerd:

the only reason you won was because you got your goddamn fans to circlejerk and vote for you, dont act surprised you piece of trash.

oh woah arin won a fan voting competition by getting fan votes!!! wHAT A PIECE OF TRASH I MEAN IT’S NOT AS IF HE’S DONATING A LARGE PORTION OF HIS PRIZE MONEY TO MULTIPLE CHARITIES WOAH WHAT A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING

thalassarche:

vortexanomaly:

swan disguise

yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things

eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

k1mkardashian:

selena gomez watching justin bieber’s career

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

…

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.