Garfield minus Garfield always makes me laugh
8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
This is my favourite post on tumblr
^oh my god
Both my kids wanted me to post their Sherlock pics, so here they are. Top one is by Ash my son aged 9, bottom one is by Aura my daughter aged 5 (at the time, she’s just turned 6).
I asked them why both Sherlock and John look so unhappy and my son said “They always look unhappy because they love each other but they won’t say it” and my daughter said “They should hug more often”
They have both watched the programmes but neither of them see my tumblr for obvious reasons, they have only seen the odd chaste kiss picture.
I’m sorry but aRE THOSE GOOMBAS
Yes they are :)
Bringing this back over a year later because my kids still think John and Sherlock love each other.
As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read, “We are discovered, flee immediately”, to see what they would do. One of them disappeared and Conan Doyle never saw him again.
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QI (E Series - Espionage) it’s worth mentioning that those friends were people in high places in the government. (via hicockalorum) |
literally honestly why im in love with ben c
I now want to see Martin, Amanda, and Benedict having a facial expressions face off.
Have you heard of the show called…. “Sherlock”
Benedict Cumberbatch teasing his fans at Narita Airport (x)
This is probably the most adorable gif set of Benedict ever!
He’s now fully aware that his fans will do absolutely anything for him. Let’s just hope he uses this power for good instead of evil. :P
It’s Ben. We all know he’s going to use it for adorable cuteness.
that’s some eddie izzard powers right here
