mycroft-queenofcake:

emissarydeatons:

whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

mew-in-the-tardis:

perla-k:

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

awwwwwww

It’s really late so I got confused and thought he was assaulting you with toilet paper

tentacletherapissed:

farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)

would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!

*GROANS LOUDLY*

I hope this guy is a vegetarian. Otherwise things might get awkward when he’s feeling

peckish

mortalityplays:

I jerked a city

original

jerkcityhd:

gentlemen you can’t frot in here, this is the war room

http://jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1935.html

http://ohnoproblems.tumblr.com/

charmancler:

yall need 2 calm down

death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

zorobro:

drtanner:

c2ndy2c1d:

ridemyrubyrod:

That is a goddamn art.

well, that was hot

I AM GRINNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

1 troll supreme coming right up