Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
“you’re obsessed with your mental illness”
i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life
“it’s all in your head”
I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
okay
helP
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents
Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents.
IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.
