laughingsquid:

New Year’s Resolutions You Can Actually Achieve by Doghouse Diaries

jakemalik:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

disney 2003

disney 2010

i expect this post to have thousands of notes.

this makes me sick

sextblogger:

there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like

koujacool:

bronies get a documentary and lolitas get that my strange addiction episode :l

woah but both documentaries weren’t really that good

cuteness-daily:

Me trying to leave tumblr in attempt to do something more productive..

littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

earthtomeowllory:

My mom got my sister a cardboard cut out of a weeping angel for Christmas. We don’t really have any other place to put it except for at the end of a hallway. Every time I look down this fucking hallway I have a heart attack.

officialannakendrick:

officialannakendrick:

i take my pants off like everyone else. first i get tangled in one pant leg, then i step on the other, fall over and hit my face against the wall.

then i sit down, start yanking my sock off and punch myself in the face. just like everyone else.

satdeshret:

wvnderbar:

apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?

I think we found the question.

deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck