Graphics are important, but not essential for the enjoyment of a game, I think we can all agree on that.

i walked into static’s house late one night and
am i interrupting something private
yea man they were playing hopscotch rude for u to barge in unannounced
that hopscotch ends right in the bed that is suave as heck
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES
I felt a rebuttal was in order.
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
“this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items”
“why is all this ammo here”
“where did all the enemies go”
“This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly.”
“No, there it is.”
“….That’s an awful lot of bass.”




