Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today
You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you
She just came into my room and chirped at me
all is forgiven
it’s a trap
she has tasted your blood
and has come back for seconds
“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.
so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic
This revelation just knocked me over.
