suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:
instead of using terms like “having sex” or “making love,” consider the following:
- diddling
- doing the frick frack
- playing the pee pees
- filling the donut hole
- checking the plumbing
- pushing push-pops
thank u for ur consideration
may also include:
- smacking the beep beeps
- smooching the no nos
- tap dancing the potty places
- mooing the moo moos
youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
But you lost all your friends
and your eyesight
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
don’t you know: no woman will sleep with a “man” who is in a bunk bed? at least, none of the women I know.
I would definitely consider it with this hot nerd
