RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

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koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

cstalli:

#are birds even real

ghostypower:

some cats are different.

espetrell:

literally every single blog once december comes along

lumberjerk:

one day im going to build myself a super powerful computer and i’m going to use this as the keyboard
just you try and fucking stop me

gwen-skyes:

voriansirhc:
almighty-silverkid:
bronzebasilisk:
Holy shit I was really fucking confused as to why Pegasus had a master ball
I’m confused on why he fucking wasted it on a god damn wailord
I’m confused why you think a whiscash is a wailord.
I’m confused as to why Pegasus is in Pokemon of all places.

girl-non-grata:

Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

askdinkeldasher:

221boners:
ejacutastic:
zygodactylous:
wat-ermellow:
zygodactylous:
in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????
is that a cup wearing pants
yes
is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR
what is going on
Is your doctor a psychiatrist? Does your doctor need a psychiatrist?