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Fact: Desynchronization is caused when actions performed in the Animus conflict with events as they actually transpired.
Fact: Walking the Dinosaur does not cause Desynchronization.
Conclusion: Ezio Walking the Dinosaur around 16th century Rome is historically accurate.

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