gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

spoopify:

ddaanniieelleelluunna:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

i said that

this is the legacy that i leave behind

making jokes about my sexuality

stasiasenpai:

earthenspirit:

why does my bug bite look like a penis

you are the chosen one

yyui-chan-deactivated20140905:

Are you lagging?

solar-tsunami:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Neville: I want to know more about these dentists.

elsaqueenofarendelle:

Moffat Appreciation Day - Favorite Scene - A Scandal in Belgravia

timelordy-teganbreann:

eternal-scout:

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there

((Headcanon Night Vale))

HEADCANON ACCEPTED LIKE WOAH

maiden-artblog:

i blame this goddamn brilliant post

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D