How I want ALL my dates to end. ALL of them.
My nephew’s Christmas List mentioned that he liked Nicholas Cage
is he john egbert
he looks like john
Hussie we found John
MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
“SISSY!” SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. “DONT EAT POOP SISSY!”
a li tter box cae k„
congratulations on turning 91
thanks
WHAT IS THAT THOUGH
They’re mints and I’m loling so hard I love her
LOL Liam reaching at the end
‘give me that before you hurt yourself.’
you ever reading two sides of a tumblr argument like
oooh got em
ah shit they got a point tho
oh but that was good
ah dang thats true
shit u rite u rite
- WAIT A SECOND
- IF AMY MARRIED KING HENRY VIII
- AND THE DOCTOR MARRIED QUEEN ELIZABETH I
- THAT WOULD MAKE AMY
- QUEEN ELIZABETH’S STEPMOTHER
- WHICH WOULD MEAN
- THAT AMY POND
- IS THE DOCTOR’S MOTHER-IN-LAW
- TWICE
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO EVERYBODY
