GUYS I JUST ORDERED PIZZA AND THE PIZZA GUY LOOKED JUST LIKE A YOUNGER DEAN WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND EVERYTHING AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR I JUST BREATHED OUT “dean…” REALLY QUIETLY IN SURPRISE AND THEN THE GUY SMILED AND SAT THE PIZZA DOWN AND HUGGED ME FOR A LONG TIME THEN SAID “Sammy man it’s good to see you.” wHAT
So Dean was the pizzaman
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
This got better
thetricksterwhostolechristmas:
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
True story:
I was told (by a priest) that I didn’t have a choice to be gay or straight; I was gay and I had a choice to be authentic about who I am or hide it, and that God was really proud of the choice I had made.
That’s literally how it should be for everyone, because that’s how God actually feels, I think.
And this, friends, is the proper Christian response to coming out. I am so glad that you had this support.






