It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
10 years ago today, this happened. 10 years.EVO Moment #37, EVO 2004
in case you don’t understand how amazing this is, let me show you
I was making icons and I ended up with this stupid hicspression when I was working and I just…you dork.
I saw this and my first thought was ‘He looks like a really enthusiastic infomercial salesperson’
Bless you for that imagery. XD
“HI. HICCUP HORRENDOUS III HERE WITH THE NEW OXICLEAN.”
It gets dragon spit out
saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:
[-OIOhn/AJ=AJKI AAXXXXXXXXXXXoEURTV7D4UAQ7
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*pansexual self-arguing*




