RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Me when I play video games

Me: Fucking die already
Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
Me: Oh shit hottie alert
Me: Move bitch, get out the way
Me: *high pitched screaming*
Me: Load already 
Me: uNACCEPTABLE 
Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything. 
Me: *turns off console*
Me: 
Me: *turns console back on*
Me: God fucking dammit.

jethroq:

subbysal:
tumblr is so mad at uwu that uwu is mad at tumblr
ùwú

nejiron:

DIDNEY WORL

sodamnrelatable:

DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY

I DO THIS EXCEPT I LAUGH AND I’M LIKE

HHAHAHHAHA IM SO ASHAMED OF PAST ME

letthewordsoverflow:

original-southern-timelord:
original-southern-timelord:
So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,
Which is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cocked up the laces and….
PIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!
Perhaps this is some sort of sign…
I CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS
I’m sorry but I really enjoyed that play on words

clisneyprincess:

this is an incredible image

dreamingdusk:

Oh, Canadoge.

liberalsarecool:

We are so behind.

glitteringgoldie:

IM LAUGHING LIKE A POTATO