RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

Person: I like your name

Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Spy around here!

tf2-daesdes:

trojan-merry-go-round:

Me and 阿痕(A-HEN)

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix, so don’t drink and derive.

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—	My math teacher (via ceeyoulaterr)

whorville:

[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]

joyjababanoid:

gallifreyangeeksquad:
totalnerdatheart:
The new Star Wars movie looks fantastic.
Well they beat the Empire, what else is there left to do?
I SAW KERMIT
WHERE IS THIS SO I MAY WATCH IT AND REDUCE MY SORROWS

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:
take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes