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How often do you masturbate?

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concentrationlamp:
hotwinger-deactivated20160517:
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE

owlmachinegun:

karkats-face-on-things:
:33 < karkitty
i want a shirt with nothing on it except this in the corner

latvvia:

norwayspettroll:
youtube captions are really fun to play with
so apparently this post gained notes while i wasn’t paying attention…

cdjo:

[SFM] The Score

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

oldmanstephanie:

an autobiography