So you guys know how Sylveons are predominantly male?
What if you were cuddling your Sylveon and you said:
“Who’s the cutest dragon killer?”
And it just looks you dead in the eye and says in the deepest silkiest most manly voice:
“I am.”
JESUS CHRIST
When you have reality-distorting powers it’s hard to tell whether the universe is actually broken or you’re just high on cupcakes. Thankfully, the Scientific Method provides Pinkie Pie with a scientifically sound solution.
lol
Joan Rivers called Jennifer Lawrence arrogant because Jennifer had this to say about Joan Rivers’ show:
There are shows like ‘Fashion Police’ that are just showing these generations of young people to judge people based on all the wrong values and that it’s OK to point at people and call them ugly or fat. They call it ‘fun’ and they say ‘welcome to the real world’ — and that shouldn’t be the real world. It’s going to continue being the real world if we keep it that way. We have to stop treating each other like that and stop calling each other fat.
Jennifer was asked for her opinion and she answered honestly. I find it hilarious that Joan Rivers, who makes a living by criticizing people’s fashion choices, is calling Jennifer Lawrence arrogant because she gave her honest opinion. I’m not sure that Rivers understands the definition of “arrogance”, because Jennifer didn’t say anything self-important or conceited.
She’s jealous of what she couldn’t ever be! The green-eyed monster is ugly.
Jennifer Lawrence: tellin bitches wassup since 1990








