you should check your ears for wax that’s gross what would jesus think if he were looking in your ears get a clue use q-tips or H2O2 or something like wow you could make a candle out of that shit and sell it at the pottery barn or something it probably smells like lilacs so that’s cool but still clean your ears you need some help let me call you a doctor hello 911 there’s a person here with clean ears and they’re disappointing jesus this is serious we need some help stat asap now please
Disney Princesses With Beards by Adam Ellis
Previously: Disney Princesses Dressed as Pop Culture Characters
HEY NOW YOU’RE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON,GO PLAY
HEY NOW YOU’RE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID
ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD
ONLY
you’ve never had sex? don’t worry it’s just like riding a bike. except it’s a penis. and neighbors don’t like when you do it in the driveway.
also to all my new followers
hello
welcome
i’ve been waiting for you
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