RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

arachnidian:
“ bitcheslovecereal:
“ I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA
”
holy infant so tender and mild
”

bitcheslovecereal:
I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA
holy infant so tender and mild

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

gapingfurnace:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

klugtown:

sorida777:
uss-sasserprise:
webothsoldit:
cwtae-withthataxeeugene:
A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.
Is this a Cats rehearsal?
Whoever added the Star Trek gif you can do me no wrong.
I love how the 3 pure black cats don’t give no fucks

leviathanrose:

this is probably the best store in the mall

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:
australianpikachu:
*leaves facebook forever*

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:
carryonmywaywardalpaca:
dearborns:
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”