RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

assrimming:

I don’t care how big or how old your dog is I will still call it a puppy

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.

allonsyforever:

My love for Drake Bell is eternal

unchangeablexangel:
“ “ “ “ bye vagina it was nice knowing you
”
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
”
#Wait a month
”
this post got better
”

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

nationinthedesert:

people who write gorgeous metaphors and make comparisons

and i’m like

“he walked forward and got there.”

awwww-cute:
“ He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
”

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

hifumii:

allskeletonsbecomespooky:

archakon:

moon-moon-makes-you-swoon:

Australian add campaign called “Matemorphosis”.

I don’t understand any of these besides wanker

I got twat and cock but I’m lost beyond that

wanker, knob, twat, cock, tosser

step it up

sharpslut:

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic

spoopyphilia:

ceimr

it’s “crime” in alphabetical order

organized crime