I tried to scroll past this.
Oh my god what if you named your penis ‘Evidence’ and when someone said anything about your erect dick you just say “Well sorry but you can’t argue with hard evidence”.
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as “zee”
they pronounce it as “zed” and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.#i love it when america’s like lol canada amiright??#and the rest of the worlds like nah bro its literally only you that does it different
FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THAT YOGURT
BEAST BANANA. ASSERTIVE APPLE CINNAMON. PUMPED PLAIN. BEEFY BLUEBERRY ACAI. MACHO MANGO. STRAPPING STRAWBERRY.
FUCKN MAN YOGURT FUCK YEAH
cishet men are fucking babies
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
