RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

it’s okay to watch/read/listen to porn
it’s okay to masturbate
it’s okay to have sex
it’s also okay to do none of these things
as long as everyone involved is safe and happy and comfortable and consenting, you shouldn’t be ashamed of the things that you do and don’t like

sillyscrunchy:

roxwithallthepox:
Sorry, anon. I couldn’t help it.
Sniper, you glorious dork.

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:
Water, 35 litres
Carbon, 20 kilograms
Ammonia, 4 litres
Lime, 1.5 kilograms
Phosphorus, 800 grams
Salt, 250 grams
Saltpeter, 100 grams
Sulfur, 80 grams
Fluorine, 7.5 grams
Iron, 5 grams
Silicon, 3 grams
Trace amounts of 15 other elements

jaimebienlafrance:

Shingeki no Pusheen