wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

unregistered-hypercam2:

guess whose cum is in the stratosphere right now

yamatohatake:

captinxclint:

The FUCKING TWINS

everyones like “HORRIBLE ACCUSATION” and the twins are like “hell ye”

grimdarkthroes:

turntechgodeath:

Like Hussie is just sitting in his god damn ice fortress, wringing his hands with mirthful glee as he watches this carnage unfold, the fandom slowly devouring itself, the weakest among it having been dead since week two, just saying to himself “I shall…

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

thequeenandthephoenix:

Shoutout to fellow feminists, it’s our duty to care about ALL our sisters… and to listen to what they say about themselves, not what anyone else says about them.

awinterdawn:

my drunken need to show affection finds a new outlet

TOO MUCH TOO CUTE MUCH DRUNK

so-i-heard-you-like-espurrs:

I CANT

thecubonator:

Thanks anon!