masadrewsuf:

So I did a thing. A proposal thing. I couldnt think of anything romantic, so i figured the cuter and nerdier, the better! He said YES!!!! followed by, “where’s the game?”

dreamingdusk:

invertebro:

morrissarty:

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat

i just stared at this for at least ten minutes

i’m speechless

MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!

i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember

how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?

maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself

GUYS I FOUND IT

RIGHT HERE

http://www.flexiblelove.com

rafsimonsismyspiritanimal:

thefrogman:

I couldn’t afford a GPS so I got a kitten. 

i literally just spat coffee everywhere

phillip-banks:

i’m tired as shit but i already took 3 naps wtf the human body is so interesting

have more pyros

charlesoberonn:

nipplespook420:

homestuck headcannons 

Those are canonheads.

this

is a headcanon

nanna95k:

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

it could also be things from the other side.
good luck figuring out witch one

gaygentlemengeek:

the-username-of-death:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

Smart ass^

He got that ACT SCORE 35 BOOTY