can cute boys stop being
- gay
- younger than me
- 15 years older than me
- 12343435 miles away
- taken
- famous
7. Fictional
8: Dead
9: All of the above
How could they be all of the above
my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
mom
those are guitar strings
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