RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

spookyxleijon:
“ kevinkinky-:
“ unclefather:
“ what does this mean
”
green eggs and ram
”
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
”

kevinkinky-:
unclefather:
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

monsterglrl:

at a restaurant while u high like
“can i order this”
“would you like a soup or a salad?”
“WHATS A SUPER SALAD”

morepecans:

Quality Time (x)

monobutts:

god fucking bless

davejohnkatwillalwaysbecannon:

abitsmartassy:
this is the greatest headline i have ever seen

me: *gets hit by a bus*

me: sorry

thespookymask:

video game music is severely underrated

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
“Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.”
“Yes,"he replies "I am a were”