spoopyamerica:

when ur in public and u can’t find ur mom

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

thesylverlining:

new-ace-on-the-block:

Tiny Dinosaur wanted to help out with awareness so he made a tiny presentation.
Suggestions for improvements are very welcome, he has never made a presentation about asexuality before and he wants to make sure he gets it right.

Oh no, oh no, cutest explanation ever, and very good. ;A; Very good Tiny Dinosaur! 

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

jamespottur:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

totheinternetandbeyond:

googlesupport:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I can’t even see pictures on mobile so I’m just reblogging things based on their captions and livin on a prayer

my cat is cute isn’t it 

Aw

lockelamorashasmoved-blog:

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.  Prepare to die!”
“Stop saying that!”

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

freakfucked:

this-werewolf-bites:

My gender has been doing a thing for a long time and this is pretty much how I feel this morning.

I love this.

beerinabox:

If I ever need to describe “moirail” to anyone.