theorangeboxer:

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

metaknighty:

patheticqirl:

metaknighty:

the same thing i said before but this time bolded and capitalized

what

THE SAME THING I SAID BEFORE BUT THIS TIME BOLDED AND CAPITALIZED

fishglob:

Just taking a selfie

penisvvrinkle:

somepoliticalargument:

mackblesa:

what a beautiful family

i was trying to explain this gif to my mom and i called them milklings on accident

ollivander:

beerinabox:

ollivander:

beerinabox:

ollivander:

confucius says ur blog sucks

nostradamus says did i fucking ask 4 ur opinion?

confucius says when anger rises think of the consequences

well your mom says when my dick rises the consequences are a sore ass

spoopyphilia:

dippitydapper:

happy spoopy month, here have two idiots dressed up as each other B+)

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