powerburial:

things to remember:

• nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
• because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

lifehackable:

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takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

lacunal-deactivated20130526:

but m^{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}um

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

supernaturallybenedicted:

damnitdisney:

lostlove-darkthoughts:

 

Don’t wait for someone else to tell you that you’re beautiful to believe it. Fucking tell yourself. Do things because you want to, wear makeup if it makes you happy, wear whatever the fuck you want simply because you want to, indulge, and destroy anyone who tells you otherwise.

destroy anyone who tells you otherwise.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. ALL OF YOU.

larryleeroy:

Hot things to say during sex:

• gee whiz!
• donating a cow to the zoo
• The Translator!
• Form W
• Please write the following pledge in script.
• Nike, the goddess of victory’s garments were rippling in the wind.
• Jimi Hendrix in a sling
• “it was my own voice”

lustfulprincessluna:

lanaisqueen:

kimchiiandtea:

timereaper:

edenhain:

officialdogblog:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)

OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

This. Is bad ass.

Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!

omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL

Beautiful.

these-eyes-your-lies:

thefuuuucomics:

HE’S SO HAPPY OMG

this has to be one of the most photogenic dogs I’ve ever seen

layynuhh:

heyiwantyoutostay:

My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..

LOL