if hagakure were the protagonist in dangan ronpa his “you’ve got that wrong!” would look something like this
“a body has been discovered”
just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
finally
they belong
Oh god my dad would be in that room
you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”
and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”
