I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
It’s midnight and there’s a rumour that my area is in danger of having my internet spied on by the government
I have only one valid response to that
My dad said that if this gets 100k notes he’ll buy me Avengers LEGOs.
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
LOVE THIS
It got better.
ONE STEP CLOSER TO BUILDING A TARDIS
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
I CAN READ MANGA WITH OUT WAITING FOR TRANSLATION
O.O imagine all the foreign research papers people could read. homygod
And then the heavens opened and angels began to sing…
There will be a bad translations tumblr for the thing 2 days after it goes to market.
