RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck

kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

thelilnan:

phoenix:
This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece

lxght-speed:

majesticaljeff:
rednecktex:
huffy-lemon:
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

miaman:

im LAME

sschol:

this is from spy kids