s0lluween:

spcbrightstreak:

captainzaksparro:

spoopy-berry:

spoopy-berry:

spoopy-berry:

spoopy-berry:

I HATE DIET SODA AND IT JUST GROSSED ME OUT SO I JUST SLAMMED IT DOWN NOT CARING IF IT SPILLED AND IT DID THIS. FUCK YOU TOO DIET DOCTOR PEPPER

Update: It seems the Diet Dr. Pepper has rallied the orange cream soda to join its cause in defying me.

Update: Dr Pepper has arranged an army.
Little does he know I have a trick up my sleeve.

Update: I have captured and tortured Dr. Pepper while his comrades watched.
The rebellion has been crushed.

What is wrong with this entire site.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT POOR CITIZEN!!!???

GOOD JOB, DAVE. YOU UPSET THE MAYOR.

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

ehster:

lydiallama:

guys i figured it out

i know how they’re going to beat lord english

Dave has lived his whole life for this moment.

stickiebun13:

huntressxtimelady:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

Yeah, pretty much.

its back

williswam:

when someone talks back to the teacher

rosesollux:

Okay so I was looking through my pictures from the photoshoot

And at first I’m like “okay yep we got some Gamzees”

But then I’m like wait hold on a second

Is that

Oh my god.

ayanae:

LOOK AT HOW HE JUST GAVE UP ON LIFE

gayngan-ronpa:

Guys I can’t stop laughing

anderson-hummel:

anderson-hummel:

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY